How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, ......A Greek will screw anything!

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish