How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity

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What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

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How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.