What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

Carlos Jokes More Carlos Jokes

What do you call an Argentinian victim of grand theft auto?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.