How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.