What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!