What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.