How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

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How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks