How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What joke?

Exactly".

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

O Jokes More O Jokes

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted