Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.