What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What goes zzub zzub ?

A bee flying backwards !

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )