YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!
To get to the other side.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
Zero. They don't exist.
None. They just move out of the house.
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!
THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!