How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

What do Brits call a fleshlight?

A blowtorch.