Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

Commander Jokes More Commander Jokes

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!