Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

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How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

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What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento