How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

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How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"