What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

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What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

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What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD