What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do Asian pirates say?

ELLLLLLL!!!

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in ?

Blon-D

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers??

cuz they can't even!!!!

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin