How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.