How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.