Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.