What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

What do you call a Mexican carpet fitter?

underlay underlay"

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!