What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a crazy Mexican dog?

Perronoid

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!