How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.