How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

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What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

When a woman says "WHAT did you just say?

say something different.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.