Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

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Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.