What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

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What do you call a terrorist who's always late?

9/12

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.