What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.