What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."