How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies?

Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.