How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

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One

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So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

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Tracy

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How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?