Karma Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What did the diligent whore get for Christmas?

lots and lots of karma

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt?

Karma.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

' Rantijoke Jokes More ' Rantijoke Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

Real World Jokes More Real World Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

X Jokes More X Jokes

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men