How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.