Huge Jackman
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because Y so serious
Permutations.
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
They couldn't function together.
The function of u to the n
The X-Men
Smallpox
Semtex.
Cause Allies don't like axis powers
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Student: She was my life.
X-Men.
X-Men
You look at your X and try to find out Y
because they spend too much time with the x-position
gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
Just one if it's Professor X.
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )
Karma?
An x-man.
They're not infallible
Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.
N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
Because X was always 10
Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
X and V. There's a C between them.
X marks the pot, matey."
OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
This is my domain
They both have problems finding x.
Because he is an x-boxer
A X-pert
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
f(x)
f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.
Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)
Count for yourself...
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
One...but it takes him 27 tries
Let's go ride our bikes!
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
A cataract
Broke.
Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
I, Mac.
