What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer