How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.