What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What color is ice?

Hielo.

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Giggle Jokes More Giggle Jokes

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Biden Jokes More Biden Jokes

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

Yellow Jokes More Yellow Jokes

What color is the sun?

ampnbsp Yellow.

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow