Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.
It wanted to get off its ash.
The second one.
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon
Cause all their pants are half-off
Because he's lack-toes intolerant.
Grab a cup of joe.
Web design.
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
You mech a wish.
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
A miso-genie!
Rich AND famous, apparently
Sweepstakes.
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
