Black Person Jokes

What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

How do you keep a black person from drowning?

You don't

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes?

The black person.

How do you find a black person?

Guilty.

What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What does a black person get for Christmas?

Your bike.

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

What does a tornado and a black person have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!

What do you call a black person in space?

An astronaut.

What kind of a joke does a black person not get?

Dadjokes

Why was the black person sad?

Police Brutality

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

What do you call one black person on the moon?

A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon *Problem Solved*

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?

They're not falling for that one again..

Why do black people never dream?

Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot.

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing

What is the difference between a black person and a bench?

One can support a family of four.

Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What's the worst present you could give a black person?

Cotton Scented Hand Lotion

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

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What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

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Cause it was SoDIMM

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Brown Recluse Jokes More Brown Recluse Jokes

What do you call a white black person?

Brown recluse.

What do you call an anti-social black man?

A brown recluse.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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White Person Jokes More White Person Jokes

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!