God doesn't punish anyone twice.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Oh. My. God. You're hired."
Cancer.
A baked potato
They're not falling for that one again..
There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.
They gave her a basketball and told her to read.
He was already suspended.