God doesn't punish anyone twice.
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese
They always make an extra copy
Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!
Nigeria
The last black person that had a dream got shot!
COPD
A: Rearranged the furniture