How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.