How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

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What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05