Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
With a monkey.
Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
A singer
Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.
Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.
With a monkey wrench.
Monkey business.
Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww
Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)
