How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.