What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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A speech impediment.

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Cancer.

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A So-be-it.

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You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

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By the ears

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I drew drew

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More time on tests.

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This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

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Threw his hands up

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What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.