What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

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What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30)

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What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

Russian Soldier Jokes More Russian Soldier Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"