How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

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Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.