How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

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When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.