Have CNN report on how bad it is
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
He's never Reddit.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
Moved the trees closer together.
Christmas in July
Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.