How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

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Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.