What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

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What do you call a British dinosaur?

A tea rex.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.