What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.

Why was Fibonacci afraid of 5?

because 5 8 13!

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!