What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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What do you call a little kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

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How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.