What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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What do you call a little kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

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How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.