What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

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What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.