How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

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How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

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How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

What did the 5 dollar bill day to the 1 dollar bill?

Atleast I'm not single