Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What food describes most men?

Jerky.

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What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.