Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!