How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

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How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.