How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.