Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

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What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Def Leppard Jokes More Def Leppard Jokes

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..