Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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So how do you drive this thing

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Jesus

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Because it's logarythmic.

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WRAP MUSIC!

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What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing