How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!