A: Fifty dollars and a tip.
Parker gets paid for his selfies.
Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
They start tipping balls.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
