How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents