What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this ... or better like this

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.