How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin