How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........