Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested...

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Espionage Jokes More Espionage Jokes

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel