What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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What do you call a shorn sheep in a New Zealand bar?

A skimpy.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures?

The Lamp Post.